Thursday, December 17, 2009

A Very Special Christmas Chronicle!

Season’s Greetings to All, Four months of this Peace Corps business has now passed with only 23 more to go. I am in high-spirits. As some of you know, the circumstance of my assignment is thoroughly unique, granted by an early gust of good-fortune. Posh Corps has been a term thrown around laughingly to sum up the snug turn of events since arriving. Indeed, my life as of late is certainly not what I had signed up for when I first made the decision to join Peace Corps. I am no longer taking bucket-baths, squatting before latrines or fetching from the well. Instead, I occupy one sunlit room, with electricity and running water in a commodious, pink house, not far from the river.

Having been assigned two years in Senegal‘s most enchanting, culturally-rich city, I am overjoyed and grateful to be once again blessed with a picturesque port on the Atlantic, loaded with rustic character, powered by fishing and tourism and vibrant with a music-scene that provides ample opportunity to pass those hours of the night, as I so often have, hot footing it front and center. But at this point in time, I am most thankful towards my new family, the Dñ ing‘s. They are as delightful as they’re sophisticated. My mother is not only a progressive, single mother of four, who drives, but a doctor who owns a string of pharmacies all throughout the city. My grandmother, “Mom” is nearly 80 years old and as a retired school-teacher, she is well received in every neighborhood for her years of service and for her powerful but kindhearted personality. My only brother, “Pop Sumba” is a high-flying striker who pops his stylish head when he catches a break between his mind-bending studies at the University of Dakar. My sister “Binta” is just recently a teen-ager and is ever too soon acting like one. My two youngest sisters are adorable twins, who from head-to-toe never fail to match and, through the boundless joy they receive from one and other, never fail to make me smile. There is also a rotating cast of maids, tutors and drivers appearing at different times, all of whom, contribute to the rampant hospitality of the house. Drinking up their sweet company, growing ever more in love with them, is and probably will be the lasting highlight of this experience.

So where am I? Let me tell you. After two months of training, following by our ceremonious swearing-in, October 16th, we were set free in our sites of service. I arrived to St. Louis October 20th, and I have been here since now, without much hankering to leave. Perhaps I’m like the French in that respect, who first settled here in 1659 and have, by and large, remained ever since. Although no longer the capital of the colonial empire, nor is it occupied by the French, the island of Saint Louis, which straddles the Senegalese River on one side, and the vast Atlantic Ocean on the other, is rather content to embrace it’s transformation--from the cradle of a European empire, to now, just another big city in a developing nation. The colonial architecture: shady patios, wrought iron balconies and large magazine doors of the earlier merchants and aristocracy, today, sit side-by-side the more contemporary styles of Sub-Saharan Africa; tin-roofs, dry-wall and yards and yards of clothes line. Also, in many restaurants and cafés on the island, the eerie vestiges of the slave auction remain palpable; so as to use the rest-room, one often has to walk the same raised stage where African men once stood, shackled in chains, awaiting the highest bidder.

For those who need a little more tug to visit Africa than me, all within a day’s stroll, my new home cares for a range of high-end hotels, concert-halls, swimming pools, as well as sprawling beach, billowing surf and one of Africa’s largest and chirpiest bird sanctuaries!

After the New Year, towards the beginning of February, all fifty or so of us who arrived together will return to the city of Thè is for another two week training. Now having a much more concrete understanding of the community we are serving, and a stronger command on the local language (Wolof in my case) and French, we will receive technical tools and techniques that are geared specifically to our site. Once I return, will my work really begin and the projects I‘ve been preparing for, little by little, since I arrived in Saint Louis, will have the support and funding to go their proper course “Insha’Allah!”

For a while there, I was in fact a member of Peace Corps. Below are a few passages you could have found on my blog, richardaross@blogspot.com with a couple brand new edits and additions, but to spare you the holiday traffic online, I have included some of them here. As I have said, for the first two months, as a part of Peace Corps’ Senegal’s training philosophy, we were immediately heaved into the culture and the language, sink or swim. These memoirs remember the first few weeks, when I found myself in a West African village, with three other volunteers, with no real ability to communicate, or any real idea what the heck I was doing. They are written in the style that I prefer writing, so I apologize in advance if they’re, lets say, wordy and over-the-top.

A Village Welcome

In the late afternoon, while the shade was spreading, certain villagers of Kër Sadero sat so as to see the passing of cars. Mané Thaiw was one among the bevy thronged alongside the sulfurous pavement of Senegal.

When the decrepit sports utility vehicle came to a halt, I was in the company of three sluggish Americans. We had all spent the first three days in Senegal, damping our jet-lag and rifling in the mental rubble of culture-shock. We gathered our bags, along with our water-filters, mosquito-nets and medical-kits we recently received (I might add, with the same feeling of empowerment as an infantryman, when he receives his rifle and ammunition) and we lumbered to the shady-tree where the Africans sat. When we reached, motherly women were overjoyed, clapping their hands and warbling like fertile geese. Mané Thaiw, soon to be my mother, even appeared unsteady when she stood, longing for balance between vertiginous shudders of delight. She was plump and had the hips of a prolific child bearer. Her arms and legs were chunky with softness, like a feather-pillow following a good-fluff. Loosely and uncaringly, she wore draping fabric, colorful, and constantly aloft with the winds of her energy.

I stood watch while her effusive flutters waned. When she regained her footing, she took only a few breaths before she smothered the little air between us with several stentorian sonorities--each one more singsong than the next. Rather obvious I was in a dither, having heard everything, and having comprehended nothing, she assisted me along by flinging a hand out pendulously while repeating two more freakish words, this time though, a bit slower.

“Bay Zal “
“Bay Zal”

I took her hoary hand and joined her in the sing-along, “Bay Zal. Bay Zal” By now, I realized the emphasis attached to these two words, and as we went on repeating, I rummaged through my incipient supply of Wolof vocabulary, but proving hopeless, I returned my attention to the confusing center. Famished for clarification, I nearly requested that any French speakers step forth, but before I broke the sacred seal of ‘Wolof emersion,’ someone else did, and did so, much more egregiously.

It was Emily from the back! “I think it’s your new name,” she spoke in forbidden English. As if we were two whales in the deep-blue, we had brilliantly transmitted sound-waves that were to be read by no sensory registers but our own.

It all made sense. I was now “Bay Zal!” In this fleeting lucidity, I endeavored to release from her crushing grip, but she contested, so as to even reaffirm her thrall. Suddenly, she heaved up another blizzard of verbiage, but this time, Peace Corps Senegal and I stood ready. “Nga Def!”

Peace Corps thankfully coached all of its trainees, rather painstakingly, on the one stroke of Senegal culture not to be smudged, the greeting. Not just in Senegal, but in all of West Africa, the greeting is an occasion when two people cross paths, and the excessiveness of mirth they both share brings them to sheer deadlock. From there, it is gentle interrogation, independent of one’s true curiosity, and without fail, evokes only but the same sequence of question and response. So when I was to return Mané ’s question, “Nga Def,” I did so with conviction, for all across the land, there is only one accepted answer.

“Mangiy fi!“ I ejaculated (note: literary usage).

In the prolonged clutch, I would go one to reassure her I had spent my day in peace and that my family in the United States, as far as I knew, was enjoying good health. By the time all matters had been addressed and my good hand was unclasped, I noticed all of my belongings were in the hospitable hands of someone else. Mané Thaiw, as well, carried my red pillow and had made several footsteps since our stand-still. Stalling at the entrance, she waved and wagged with that grand eagerness that charges all of us right before we introduce the ones we love.

Bending the corner, stepping conspicuously into the quarters of the compound, there appeared a broad selection of men, women and children. All of whom sat low to the earth. Everyone looked extremely preoccupied with idleness and bliss.

My arrival, however, breached the solace. I was immediately the rage. In a furious succession, I saw and met and greeted an indefinite amount of jubilant people. Head-nodding, hand-shaking, hips-swaying and tongue-twisting, I stepped in the ring with all of them. One after the next, I two-stepped with, topping off with the paterfamilias in purple pants. Seeing as the merry-go-round was still in spin wherever I went, I grew more appreciative of my recent adoption. It seemed, the whole cackling caboodle: the bare-footed, the bare-breasted and the bare-assed were all wishing the white-man a very special welcome.

I was then showed to my tin-thatched room, which was built, unwittingly, around the basic thermal technologies of a sauna. When the door closed behind, I remained calm despite sharpening nips of anxiety. A brigade of creepy-crawlies scurried out to greet their new roommate, as well as the dozen or so errant mosquitoes, for whom, my fleshy romp was just too mouthwatering to handle. Needing backup, the malaria-carrying nightshift was called in chop chop.

Playing hard to get, I anxiously rigged the four-masted mosquito net and slithered in discreetly, as to not invite any into bed with me. With a white skuzzy net drooping onto my knee caps, like sunken snow-drifts, I laid there entombed, with no where to go. The bugs, so it seemed, had me trapped! It was not very late, I wasn’t tired nor had I unpacked, but hearing all the buzz, I knew they were machinating. My headlamp gave light to the vermin that hovered noisily above, and as they bounced their bloodthirsty eyes off the sticky mesh, I did, in fact, decide to remain still.

And so, rather than reheating another hullabaloo outside, I made my first real impression in the West African village on my sponge mattress.

Life on the Farm

I would wake up the next morning, as I would many more, to the cacophony of boisterous livestock. As a child, having been aboard my share of hayrides and having passed through a petting zoo or two, I recognized straightaway the chorus-line of baas, barks, neighs, grunts and oinks. It was at first a lot to negotiate; a sandy village covered in horse-shit, but step-by-step, I would soon make tracks of my own.
Following the first cries of the rooster, 430am precisely, I rather groggily came to accept life on the farm. Often abandoning my scorching NESQUIK® and loaf of bread, I spent my breakfasts ushering wayward chickens out from inside my room and herding ugly, crooked-legged goats, who beeped unceasingly from my front gate. I even once stood in between the growing antipathies of a ratty cow and a burly horse, as to see that the quarrel was settled before all of us carried on. But nothing was more distressing as when a moribund cat, crossing my path, whispered its last meow and before my very eyes, keeled over, earthward. She was later pitch forked by my brother and taken by wheel barrel to the compost.
Seldom was there any real escape from the rambunctiousness in merry Ker-Sadero and for those moments, I and my American coeval, Erin, eked out a wisp of privacy, we were promptly waylaid. After lunch, we often sat ruminating Russian literature, not realizing that for the busybodies outside, we had slid the curtain on something else a whole lot more salacious.
On afternoon in particular, when we had recklessly overstepped our propinquity, we were investigated by the whole harem, one concubine after the next. They teetered the doorway, occasionally entering, roaming awkwardly from corner to corner. Proceeding with that theatrical insouciance and chit-chat, a detective without a warrant so purposefully does, they searched, hungrily, for the scandal. But as I had said before, behind the hanging drape of privacy, we had little to show but a sophistic critique of Tolstoy.
One wife, a bit more fit and fertile, spent the daylight freighting watermelons in her arms and, on her back, harnessing her newborn Mohammed. Mohammed was not alone, for many Senegalese babies are introduced to life as baby kangaroos are--on the trot, sunken snug into the pouch of their mother. As she entwined her newborn in loops of her taut fabric, she spoke happily. So very happily, I was soon entwined by the fine stitch of her spirit. She desired euphoria and in the opportunity to teach a foreigner her language, she demanded that he knew the euphoric words too.
How was the day in the city? Nex-na!
How is the rice? Nex-na!
It was all Nex-na! And the more you repeated it for her, Nex-na Nex-na, the more her mouth watered like the pink pulp of her watermelons.

Lunch Time
For most of my stay, however, lunch was only an agreeable activity for the infidel; indeed, for the others, the month of September was the month of the fast (Ramadan) and every Muslim in the village would pass time, as they would otherwise, slow and low, but without food in their stomachs, their sloth was now a topic of discussion. As the state of sloth heighten as the days numbered, the women, having to still cook for their infidel of a guest, were less verve and more slapdash and the plates, subsequently, were less zing, and more slop.
But towards the late afternoon, when the sun grew as lazy as all those who, the whole day long, hid from it, the mood of a country changed. Minutes before sunset, Senegalese would rise from the puddles of lassitude that they had lain, and all at once, in some weird act of urgency, they would gather around a bucket of hot sugary milk. There, they would chew bread with new health and a contagious joyfulness, and I, having usually just returned from my early evening jog would let the cool sweat dry in the warmth of their friendly company.
On those afternoons following the fast, the lunch hour returned to as the day’s paramount happening. The forceful commissariat, manned by childbearing wives and prepubescent girls, took their posts in the kitchen early. For the next few hours, pots and pans jangled to the beat of gossipy hoo-ha. Bespattering their arms and hands in the scaly flesh of fish, they prepared one bowl of Ceebu jën after the next.
Ceebu jën, pronounced “Chebbew Jin” is Wolof for rice and fish, and is the national dish of Senegal. For a Senegalese person, perhaps the dish whets the same passion as cheese may for the Frenchman or sushi for the Japanese--but never have I seen a person of any nationality approach his gastronomy with such voraciousness as the Senegalese do. Such craving, a fairer comparison may only lie with the grizzly-bear and his ravenous appetite for head, scale, and tail.
Cooking Ceebu jën is an art form, requiring a fine balance between proportion, between boil and simmer and between season and spice. It’s prepared in a tin bowl deep enough to bathe a young toddler and shiny enough for a teenage girl to do her make up--of which functions I’ve seen both. But it is in the bowl’s final shake when the true Senegalese shines, when all her ingredients, in a few sudden thrusts, bleed their juices into the greater medley, and the true flavor of this vivid, rich culture, sizzles. Until that is, small and big hands crawl up the rim and together plunge--with finger tips soon to meet--in the burning inner-core of mush ; )
That’s enough! Go sledding! Merry Christmas! And a Happy New Year! Love,Richard aka Alec aka Bay Zal Again for more photos and recap, take a trip to richardaross@blogspot.com and feel free to Skype...221 77-33-0-4829.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Life on the Farm





I would wake up the next morning, as I would many more, to the cacophony of boisterous livestock. As a child, having been aboard my share of hayrides and having passed through a petting zoo or two, I recognized straightaway the chorus-line of baas, barks, neighs, grunts and oinks. It was at first a lot to negotiate; a sandy village covered in horse-shit, but step-by-step, I would soon make tracks of my own .



Following the first cries of the rooster, 430am precisely, I rather groggily came to accept life on the farm. Often abandoning my scorching NESQUIK® and loaf of bread, I spent my breakfasts ushering wayward chickens out from inside my room and herding ugly, crooked-legged goats, who beeped unceasingly from my front gate. I even once stood in between the growing antipathies of a ratty cow and a burly horse, as to see that the quarrel was settled before all of us carried on, But nothing was more distressing as when a moribund cat, crossing my path, whispered its last meow and before my very eyes, keeled over, earthward. She was later pitch forked by my brother and taken by wheel barrel to the compost.



Seldom was there any real escape from the rambunctiousness in merry Ker-Sadero, and for those moments, I and my American coeval, Erin eked out a wisp of privacy, we were promptly waylaid. After lunch, we often sat ruminating Russian literature, not realizing that for the busybodies outside, we had slid the curtain on something else a whole lot more sultry.



On afternoon in particular, when we had recklessly overstepped our propinquity, we were investigated by the whole harem, one concubine after the next. They teetered the doorway, occasionally entering, roaming unsurely from corner to corner Proceeding with that theatrical insouciance and chit-chat, a detective without a warrant so purposefully does, they searched, hungrily, for the scandal. But as I had said before, behind the hanging drape of privacy, we had little to show but a sophistic critique of Tolstoy.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

My First Impression






In the late afternoon, while the shade was spreading, certain villagers of Ker Sadero sat so as to see the passing of cars. Mane Ninga was one among the bevy thronged alongside the sulfurous pavement of Senegal.

When the decrepit sports utility vehicle came to a halt, I was in the company of three sluggish Americans. We had all spent the first three days in Senegal, damping our jet-lag and rifling in the mental rubble of culture-shock. We gathered our bags, along with our water-filters, mosquito-nets and medical-kits we recently received (I might add, with the same feeling of empowerment as an infantryman, when he receives his rifle and ammunition) and we lumbered to the shady-tree where the Africans sat. When we reached, motherly women were overjoyed, clapping their hands and warbling like fertile geese. Mane Ninga, soon to be my mother, even appeared unsteady when she stood, longing for balance between vertiginous shudders of delight. She was plump and had the hips of a prolific child bearer. Her arms and legs were thick with softness, like a feather-pillow following a good-fluff. Loosely and uncaringly, she wore draping fabric, colorful, and constantly aloft with the winds of her energy.

I stood watch while her effusive flutters waned. When she regained her footing, she took only a few breaths before she smothered the little air between us with several stentorian sonorities--each one more singsong than the next. Rather obvious I was in a dither, having heard everything, and having comprehended nothing, she assisted me along by flinging a hand out pendulously while repeating two more freakish words, this time though, a bit slower.

“Bay Zal “

“Bay Zal”

I took her hoary hand and joined her in the sing-along, “Bay Zal. Bay Zal” By now, I realized the emphasis attached to these two words, and as we went on repeating, I rummaged through my neophytic supply of Wolof vocabulary, but proving hopeless, I returned my attention to the confusing center. Famished for clarification, I nearly requested that any French speakers step forth, but before I broke the sacred seal of ‘Wolof emersion,’ someone else did, and did so, much more egregiously.

It was Emily from the back! “I think it’s your new name,” she spoke in forbidden English. As if we were two whales in the deep-blue, we had brilliantly transmitted sound-waves that were to be read by no sensory registers but our own.

It all made sense. I was now “Bay Zal!” In this fleeting lucidity, I endeavored to release from her crushing grip, but she contested, so as to even reaffirm her thrall. Suddenly, she heaved up another blizzard of verbiage, but this time, Peace Corps Senegal and I stood ready.
“Nga Def!”


Peace Corps thankfully coached all of its trainees, rather painstakingly, on the one stroke of Senegal culture not to be smudged, the greeting. Not just in Senegal, but in all of West Africa, the greeting is an occasion when two people cross paths, and the excessiveness of mirth they both share brings them to sheer deadlock. From there, it is gentle interrogation, independent of one’s true curiosity, and without fail, evokes only but the same sequence of question and response. So when I was to return Mane’s question, “Nga Def,” I did so with conviction, for all across the land, there is only one accepted answer.

“Mangiy fi!“ I ejaculated (note: literary usage)!

In the prolonged clutch, I would go one to reassure her I had spent my day in peace and that my family in the United States, as far as I knew, was enjoying good health. By the time all matters had been addressed and my good hand was free, I noticed all of my belongings were in the hospitable hands of someone else. Mane Ninga, as well, carried my red pillow and had made several footsteps since our stand-still. Stalling at the entrance, she waved and wagged with that grand eagerness that charges all of us right before we introduce the ones we love.

Bending the corner, stepping conspicuously into the quarters of the compound, there appeared a broad selection of men, women and children. All of whom sat low to the earth. Everyone looked extremely preoccupied with idleness and bliss.

My arrival, however, breached the solace. I was immediately the rage. In a furious succession, I saw and met and greeted an indefinite amount of jubilant people. Head-nodding, hand-shaking, hips-swaying and tongue-twisting, I stepped in the ring with all of them. One after the next, I two-stepped with, topping off with the paterfamilias in purple pants. Seeing as the merry-go-round was still in spin wherever I went, I grew more appreciative of my recent adoption. It seemed, the whole cackling caboodle: the bare-footed, the bare-breasted and the bare-assed were all wishing the white-man a very special welcome.

I was then showed to my tin-thatched room, which was built, unwittingly, around the basic thermal technologies of a sauna. When the door closed behind, I remained calm despite sharpening nips of anxiety. A brigade of creepy-crawlies scurried out to greet their new roommate, as well as the dozen or so errant mosquitoes, for whom, my fleshy romp was just too mouthwatering to handle. Needing backup, the malaria-contracting nightshift was called in chop chop.

Playing hard to get, I anxiously rigged the four-masted mosquito net and slithered in discreetly, as to not invite any into bed with me. With a white skuzzy net drooping onto my knee caps, like sunken snow-drifts, I laid there entombed, with no where to go. The bugs, so it seemed, had me trapped!

It was not very late, I wasn’t tired nor had I unpacked, but hearing all the buzz, I knew they were machinating. My headlamp gave light to the vermin that hovered noisily above, and as they bounced their bloodthirsty eyes off the sticky mesh, I did, in fact, decide to remain still.

And so, rather than reheating another hullabaloo outside, I made my first real impression in the West African village on my sponge mattress.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Let's Meet the New Stage!

I was asked by the training group to write the introductions of each member to be published in the Peace Corps Senegal's monthly publication. With the help of a few other volunteers, mentioned below, this is what we came up with. Voila...

New Volunteer Introductions

Merci beaucoup to Richard Alec Ross, Emilie McClintic, Maya Lau, Shannon Mills, Emily Scott

Now at the close of PST, we’ve begun to chip away at many of the initial judgments we made about one another (others have been reinforced…) So we thought it would be fun to look at those first impressions and the accumulative impressions into which they have evolved. We have enlisted Richard Alec Ross to pen his thoughts on each of us (with the help of a few friends…) If it seems strange that our entire stage would want to know Richard’s impressions of us, it’s only because you haven’t met him. You must meet him. Go to Saint Louis, bring him a siriche of books and red wine and meet this man who has no malice and has no problem with plunging necklines.
Mary Allin: Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in tie dye and jeans always makes a point to do "GAD" work through her wardrobe and other habits…

Nathalie Andre: Natalie whose suitcase bore more books than the Amazon.com shipping ware house had little room to pack more than one floral blouse and a pair of jeans.

Josh Birmingham: Insofar as communication, he relies on a keen sense of economy-and sometimes, he does so with such vigor, he teeters on the fringe of vegetation. However, it is in the company of "strong-women types" when we observe exception and his laconic tongue begins to violently hiss. It is then, we meet the stages’ most silent "say-say."

Cassie Blass: Her brain salivates over the numbers 15 and 31 – telltale signs of a true Cribbage player. As she sits hunched over her miniature wooden racetrack in the disco hut, her pegs confidently galloping past her opponents', her clipped golden tendrils need finger-combing and she pauses for laughter. Never one to be easily skunked, Cassie courts would-be challengers late into the night, her gleaming baby-blues and congeniality impossible to dislike.

Jack Brown: A new-age man’s man who is only happy in the face of hopelessness, Jack dreams of making a living digging SUVs out of the Swamp of Sadness. His penchant for futility finds its most formidable enemy in his favorite article of clothing’s the Utili-Kilt.

Carla Burns: As volunteers of yore brought basketball to Senegal, so too will Carla be credited with introducing to this good nation another great American invention: Jazzercise. We all hope to receive the knowledge she passes on.

Kate Carol: Kate refuses

Melanie Chamberlain: When the sessions wind down and the terrifying unknown lurks into the disco-hut, we need not worry; her nerves are already clenched to a hair trigger. Famished for clarification, she explodes into a feverish blitz of anxiety and interrogation, leaving the shell-shocked tech trainers to flummox and flutter in their own cluelessness. In desperation, they loft over "Inchallahs" but in mid-air, she deflects them as entirely insufficient.

Ariana Constant: Raised upon morals of New York City rush-hour she urges on with the same plangent roar of 3 million horns honking at once! But in this same respect, when the West African has us all so convinced that a day spent beneath a tree is a day well-spent, we’ll remember Ariana as we try to reintegrate into the push and shove and appreciate her militant discipline to remain, against all odds, in a rush.

Elizabeth Corkery: Beneath her veneer of suburban Illinois pearl-donning girlishness is a globe-trotting bar-hopper who has had a few hilarious run-ins with the law—just ask those damn undercover cops in Poland. After deciding she didn't immediately want to plunge into the certified public accountants’ lifestyle (and who would?), she instead opted for a 2-year stint of ceeb-eating, Wolof-shouting, small enterprise developing work with the Peace Corps. But after that, who knows? That MA she has, yeah, that may one day come in handy.

Kenny Cox: voted for Bush in 2000 and we are fairly certain voted again for him in 2004
Katherine "KC" Crocker: Despite her dual degrees in English and Chemistry (wait, why?), KC does us the courtesy of only correcting our grammatical blunders occasionally…just don’t confuse nauseated and nauseous.

Erin Fenton: Already Intermediate-Mid Wolof in the womb, she entered her caffeine-induced reality, never needing training-wheels to ride from the used bookstore, to the art gallery, to an independently owned coffee shop, back to the bookstore for an open-mic, where she unveils her homespun English to Russian translation of the first chapter of Lolita.

Josh Fickle: Ravishingly American, he wistfully skinned a proud collection of ‘Bush-Cheney’ campaign stickers off his homemade guitar (His father used the rest of the wood to construct a rifle) before arriving to staging. But not to worry, in the stuffy company of slap-happy liberals, he keeps his cool head-perhaps in great thanks to the mesh baseball cap transplanted to his head.

Matthew Gardine: Against the drab of his wardrobe and the geekiness of his lifestyle, he somehow or other fills a gangly build with riveting charm and cultivation; and for some reason, his face, burdened by wooden ski goggles and a fish-hooked nose, still dangles the description of something ng oddly handsome. Yes, if there could ever be bright beige, Mathew would personify it, and if perchance, he ever convinces you with all his high hopes and rosiness, his glass (of beer) is always half-full, do believe him

Ryan Gorman: Terminating his gym membership early to join PC, he was able to afford a few more designer T’s from Macy’s. Since arriving, however, he has worn them with sleek modesty and aplomb-all of which, in only six month’s time, will serve the eye and enamor the heart of a wayward "French national."

Franck Guzzardo: Beneath his adorable, southern-comfort laden exterior, this affable Floridian is rife with internal conflict, "To be Polish, or to be Pulaar?" "To pay off existing loans, or to bury oneself in debt?" and most importantly "To go to Dakar, or not to go to Dakar?" These are the questions that shape Franck’s new, free-range, West African existence. There is one thing, however, about which Franck is sure: he just quit smoking…

Jason Haack: Very seldom closes his ultramarine eyes, but when he does, you can rest assured, he is about to shut the lid of a 30 watt tanning bed. Then and there, he will daydream of how muddy he is as a mountain-biker and how white he is as a pharmacist. Once his skin reaches that resplendent glow, he’ll enter their range and prove he is a marksman at large and as such-all beautiful women-take cover!

Ashley Hansen: Here in Senegal, the last thing we need is another sprinkling of sweetness, but we’re willing to smack out lips for Ashley if one day, she’ll share that Patagonia discount with us.

Cailen Hegman: Stoic but unpredictable! Pithy but nimble of wit! He can be as motionless or as brisk as those Montana Mountains from where he hails.

David Jaglowski: David J. has the voice of an angel, the humor of a demon, and the tattoos to prove it. Mix in some of that Chicago street cred and you've got yourself a Mr. Wonderful—he's funny but self-effacing, a SED-er but not MBA-track, tall but not gangly. His charm will sneak up on you like a thief in the night, the type of thief Etienne will later text everyone about. But David would protect you from that very same thief, a true friend who will never leave you alone in a vulnerable situation, paternally watching out for you like those talismans on his shoulder blades.

Brian Kay: While some of the more unsavory characters of the Summer ’09 stage opt to release stress through stuffy, traditional outlets (smoking, drinking, dare I say…sex?) Brian takes the road less traveled by when he chooses to decompress with a well-worn copy of "How to prepare for the Foreign Service Exam." Inchallah, this man will complete Senegal’s tax return before his two years are up.

Mike Kelley: Since he’s been uprooted from his much beloved desert, he has proven to be a chimerical raconteur of Peace Corps folklore, as well as a prolific repository for ludicrous knowledge. He has, in his own right, exposed the sagacious underbelly of creepiness.

Lucas Knutter: Having already completed three sections of the online application before realizing he was in fact applying to the Peace Corps and not towards his lifelong dream to enlist into the US Marine Corps, he paused and drew a long sigh. Too stubborn to turn back, he decided to go through with it acknowledging he has already 22 years of experience in the middle-of-nowhere.

Maya Lau: As the Michelangelo of idiosyncratic motion, Mya’s led an indomitable offense since she’s arrived to Peace Corps, marring the masses with her masterful muscle-memory. In addition to her severe impersonations, she’s a busybody at heart and a glutton for gossip, with a weird fetish for headlamps.

Christine Lee: Refugee of the financial crisis, Christine can give you a stylish bob, wield an uppukay and run spreadsheet equations at the same time.

Elida Lynch: Elida who keeps all of us guessing with a knack for silence

Ben Magen: A hot-blooded University of Michigan football fan or perhaps Michigan State (Whatever school Alysa roots against) he has the endearing stockiness and insouciance of the gnome next store.

Ethan McClelland: When hell does finally freeze over, Etienne, agog that his big crisis came true, will first notify Lucas and Ethan, "Tonight, the color of the party is green." Ethan, despite his best efforts, will show up to that party in red.

Emilie McClintic: Having been brought onto this planet to serve in Peace Corps Senegal "rekk," she shares, rather encyclopedically, her mastery of the land. In addition, she has slipped her tongue around the jabberwocky of Wolof, and now, can be heard from miles away breathlessly "woof-woofing" at the deafening pitch, we now associated with Alxum radios. Neverthless, two years from now, when we’re ready to C.O.S., Emilie, having already found her ticket to Senegalese citizenship (that being a Senegalese national), will be bidding on property.

Tim Meadors: Recently released from perdition, he appears rather weathered and bedraggled-by which he hopelessly conceals with a tucked in shirt and spectacularly altered pants. But more than this, he seizes the innermost of our attention with an ode to his new sector in Senegal-Yes, upon his back, he carries the densest forest in all of West Africa.

Shannon Mills: Notwithstanding our stages pitiful bunch of boyfriends and girlfriends left in America, no one has been falsely promised and continually played more by the organization of Peace Corps than Shannon. But despite such rockiness, she’s arrived to Senegal in high spirits, albeit a couple years off schedule, but at least she believes, as so many of you frighteningly do, that if it’s meant to be, it can wait two years.

Alys Moshier: Insightful Alys never misses a moment to point out that yes, Senegal is in fact not America; this sassy blond proclaims "deedeet" to the prospect of lowering her standard of living just because she’s moved to Africa. Luckily Alys skillfully troubleshoots whenever possible and solves simple problems such as: "It’s hotter here, therefore buy a fan" or "the roads here are worse, therefore take motion sickness meds.

Jessica O’Herron: Gushing forth from one place to the next, her delicate frame nearly takes flight. Or perhaps it’s because of the Red Bull bubbling in her bloodstream that leads us to believe she does, in fact, have wings. Whatever the case might be, any stray kitten would be blessed to have such an upbeat partner in the noble fight against hookworm.

Katherine Onyshko: Is not Japanese.

Austin Peterson: As an American in West Africa we’ve all lugged cultural baggage over with us. However, in the case of Austin, let it be known, he planned ahead and packed light. How else would you suggest if the only culture you had ever known sported the prefix "Perma." Indeed, he has already lest us spellbound by his uncompromising integrity to his former lifestyle when he deemed his laptop unsustainable and at once, had it disappear.

Jacqueline Prideaux: Bespattering her pale fastidious hand with the gruel and grit of her third-world relocation, she has not yet blackened her angelic purity nor has she hardened her old-fashioned motherliness. Obviously her charm has worked on someone in the states, as Jackie receives a package for each hour of the day.

Jennifer Richards: Disembarking in Senegal after an Odyssean tour of the world's riches on board the good ship Octogenarian Love Boat, Jocular Jenn's every word ought to be followed by a drumroll and cymbal clash.

Mollie Roper: As she journeys to her "happy place" with church bells ringing melodiously-she will sometimes stall, and as to make you believe she’ll preach, she’ll desist and delight us with her philosophy on hugs or surprise us with her history as a snake-charmer or her knowledge of martial arts.

Tamar Rosenstein: After maxxing out on the number of times one can go on "birthrite," Tamar needed a new game plan for traveling the globe. Either join the Israeli Military of join The Peace Corps. We are all glad she chose the latter.

Richard Ross: Bushwhacking through his chunky Boston accent and muffled speech impediment, he manages to compensate, rather grotesquely, with fluffy language and pedantic sentence structure. Typically garbed head to toe in his New England eccentricity, he finds his center of balance when he’s either mid-dance or teetering the Atlantic. St. Louis, in this respect, is his 3rd world dream, and in his service there, we ascertain at the very least, he will introduce his beneficiaries to the deep-V.

Christine Sauve and Aaron Goodman: Despite knowing that this couple, recently plucked from the sand dunes of Mauritania, will probably hate being clumped as one person…sorry that’s what happens when you get married. However, in the spirit of GAD work, the woman’s name comes first in this write up.

Teresa Schnur: In another life she might have been a professional French hair-braider. Or better yet, a 9-1-1 operator, her soothing voice invoking a type of booming, cool-headed command. Just imagine Teresa saying, "I understand he has a machete and is holding a child hostage, sir, but tell me your location." This Montana "mamacita" knows a thing or two about sprawling fields and the Big Sky, but she's no wide-eyed day-dreamer. Her most memorable feature is her explosive laugh, which you will no doubt encounter upon spending your first 5 minutes with her.

Emily Scott: In between sips of beer and giggle-chat, does she reminds us that a life shrouded by loud music and poor judgement is in truth, the life we achingly miss. And in doing so, one memorial night after the next, she rids development work of its melancholy and mawkishness and replaces it with her version. Thiés. Where she’s the queen and the game carries on long past checkmate.

David Shames: Dark sunglasses sit perched on a sun-kissed nose, masking a half-blindness that only a ninja could acquire. Scruffles of strawberry curls puff out, forming a beard reminiscent of a blond Cherno. His glances throw curveballs; his pessimism silences unknowing bystanders. But then, it's only shameless Shames, imparting his tales of woe over a soundtrack of solar-powered guitar music, his soulful humor finally winning over the crowd. Who else could transform himself into a svelte impala whilst prancing from one Gazelle to the next? Just don't try to pry away his beloved cigarettes... that's "fuckin' weird."

Cora Siipola: The founding member of the female chapter of the haircut club, Cora has proven herself a pioneer and we have no doubt this will translate into her service. She is also our resident fortune teller, toting tarot cards wherever she goes, so if you see a tie-dye clad Cora while passing through the Kaolack region, be sure to take advantage of her clairvoyance.

Danielle Stoermer: We've yet to see her softball skills, but based on this cheerful Minnesotan's all-around athletic prowess, it's a good bet you want her on your side for WAIST.

Zachary Swank: As if cruising the halls of Sweet Valley High, Zach is most often seen roaming the center, book or laptop pressed insecurely by his side, ready to chat by the lockers with the cheer-squad (anxious to praise him for his stellar "Ice Ice Baby" routine). Though he did recently descend from the north toting the golden locks of an angelic cherub, his former post was not the third cloud to the left but rather the dust cloud of Mauritania.

Alexander Thompson: It's hard to feel sorry for this guy, what with his Eco-Tourism and his counterpart's campement on the beach. As he elongates his syllables—like any self-respecting LA-area native would—he is renovating the sex-tourism industry in Mbour one 200CFA piece at a time. When not working, Alex can be found cutting up the dance floor, with spirited African moves akin to bouncing on hot coals. He is apparently also quite well-versed in using Skype to communicate with his girlfriend. If you're lucky enough, Alex will eventually peel off that telemarketer headset and sit down with you, and he will make you laugh.

Alyssa Titche: Her accent smacks of Southern Californian nativity, but don't let that detract from Alyssa's fidelity to Michigan. Oh dear sweet Michigan, a source both pride and anxiety for this die-hard mid-westerner from even a continent away. Her big-heartedness is dabbed with a saucy edge, her opinions audible and pungent, effortlessly slating her into that "strong-woman" category.

Susan Trainor: Prolific ink-slinger to rival Paul of Tarsus, she was plucked from her promised and highly-touted assignment in Ziguinchor at the last moment and told on countless occasions (by PC staff) that her new placement in Kaffrine is far inferior.

Anna Travers: The charcoal crucifix nailed to her flesh might insinuate she is in Africa for other reasons, but aloft with such spunk and rapacious curiosity, her service in Peace Corps is in fact more a crusade to free herself from a giddy confusion than it is to preachify the word of Christ.

Byron Yee: No questions ought to be asked, his showmanship is as versatile as it is peacockish. He can pulverize with words. He can bedazzle with dance. Peace Corps is but a performance, and his site, but only a stage. And so, infusing the same blustery entreaty he once hammered us with…
Sit down! Sit down! Sit down! For his show is about to begin…

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Close friends & family,

First matter to be addressed: I'd love to hear from you. You've all used skype, my number is as follows... 221 773 304829.

It's official, the angels are on my side. My site of service, in fact, will be in Saint Louis; therefore, I'll be waking up to a white expanse of sand and the blue atlantic, a landscape I have become rather used to in the last 24 years of my life. Let us revel in the prospect, that now, if you're as so magnficient to visit me during the next two years, the experience will prove as a relaxing, sunsoaked vacation, laden with culture, history and gaiety. This comes in contrary to what we may have expected of my adventure, and if this is upsetting, and Posh Corps is not what you're in the mood for, Aaron and Burkina Faso are just 25 hours by (bumpy) road. I'm sure he'd appreciate all of our company. So much so, I trust he would slaughter a plumpish goat upon our arrival.

Also to keep in mind, you music lovers, the end of May, Saint Louis puts on an internationally renowned Jazz festival, hosting a bevy of contemporary musicians. It's heralded as a grand affair.

I am in training one for one more month and are on course to swear in October 16th. Shortly thereafter, I will be installed in Saint Louis. My laptop has fallen to the hard-knocks of village-life, but I am slowly developing a peice I will show on the blog in the next few weeks www.richardaross.blogspot.com. My mother is also in the process of sending me a more portable, durable device. I also want to wait to incorporate this Sunday's celebration of Korite, the muslim holiday observing the end of Ramadan. My host brothers have led me to believe I will assist in the sacrafice of a cow.

Please update me about the latest on all of you.

With mirth, merriment, and xo's
Richard
or as I am known to rural Africa, "Baay saax"

Saturday, August 15, 2009

If anyone is poking around, I want to let all of you, I've arrived to Senegal safe. The arrival has been met with all sorts of warmth, energy and hardwork! I will be spending the next few weeks, trapping my first impressions into a larger net of observation and experience. When it's topfull, I shall release the net right here.

see you then,
RR

Monday, August 10, 2009

The Seacoast 7 Miler, Magnolia, Gloucester 7/18/09


You can be rest assured that I will represent all Westerners when I introduce JOGGLING to the African people.

Blast Off!


Greetings Everyone!

While I have all of you at once, I've wanted to update you on some important news. Wednesday, the 12th of August, I'll be headed to the West African Nation of Senegal, where I'll strive to accept an invitation to serve in the United States Peace Corps. If I am so lucky as to be sworn in and, in turn, complete my expected term of service, I will be there a duration of 27 months, returning to the United States in the autumn months of 2011.

As the gateway to West Africa, Senegal is as rich in its culture as it is in its beauty. Also, if you locate Senegal on the map, you will find that it is not wretchedly far away from the East Coast of the United States, and as a matter of fact, it is no further away than Italy. Just on the other side of the Atlantic, Dakar, Senegal’s capital city is West Africa’s largest and busiest port, as well as cosmopolitan and architecturally significant. In many circles, it is often referred to as the “Paris of West Africa.” The Senegalese are in particular revered for their rich musical heritage, but many native men may want you to believe it is their obsession for le fut soccer, while on the other hand, the women of Senegal would submit that it is the bedazzling shopping, inside the bustling, labyrinthine outdoor markets that defines the true splendor of this culture. Whatever the case might be, all 13 million Senegalese are to be proud Africans, and having experienced over a century of French colonization, they are no doubt also tasteful and refined.

I am truly blessed to have been assigned to a true cultural cornerstone of Africa. Of little surprise, Senegal’s national language is French, but of course, there are several other indigenous dialects being spoke around the country, Wolof, being the most widely heard. Peace Corps ensures that every volunteer is immersed in the local language(s) as soon as he or she steps off the plane, and I’ll declare, if I can’t finally raise my French to a near level of fluency in my two years of service, I am one horrid linguist.

All over West Africa, city centers are trying to accommodate unprecedented levels of population. The rapid urban population growth is a combination of worsening conditions in the rural regions and the attractive opportunities that are being created in cities. Needless to say, the cities are being overburden by the demands of such strenuous population density, and as urban planners and city officials scramble to make room for everyone to live, there is a more fundamental question that is being asked throughout West Africa. How will the cities be able to feed so many people, especially when many of the country’s agriculturists are abandoning their land in the villages to find work in the city?

In the Peace Corps, I hope to be assisting innovative and preemptive projects that answer that exact question above. I will be focused on food security, as well as new technologies and disciplines of sustainability to better transition Senegal into an ineluctable future of urban sprawl. I will be sure to consider the creative solutions I learned in India of recycle and re-use into the greater imagination of my work in Senegal. All West African Peace Corps volunteers, regardless of specialization, are expected to lead efforts in raising the awareness of HIV/AIDs. In our two years, we are also granted the freedom and highly encouraged to lead a project of our own, whether it is to host a talk-radio show, introduce and organize a recreational sport and/or activity, or fundraise for and build new facilities, such as libraries. You can imagine I have a few ideas of my own.

Before I receive my exact work-site and assignment, I will participate in a 3-month intensive training with 56 other trainees in the Senegalese city, Thies. During which time, if I meet all requirements, I'll be sworn in as a volunteer and my two years of service will begin.
This email of notification, not to be mistaken as a Chronicle, is primarily in response to a decision I had made after returning from India. I have, believe it or not, caved. The Chronicles of the past have always been disseminated via the medium of email, but I’ve accepted to be true, in our dizzyingly advancing world of technology and multimedia, all of today's blog mania might hold merit. With that said, my Peace Corps adventures to come will be available on my very own, Overseas with the Senegalese at http://www.richardaross.blogspot.com/. I had seriously considered the title Rich and the Poor but I feared that it would have been construed as a mere affront and much less the playful double-entrendre I had originally intended. You will also find there chronicles and photos of the last five years, as well as new installations of my South-East Asian escapade of last spring and an impulsive holiday in Sweden this past June. Do give me sometime once I arrive to settle in before it is routinely updated.

I want to say farewell and for those that will make the switch with me to the blog, Hello, Bonjour, or as the most courteous greet with in Senegal , Assalaamaalekum!. Let the next two years for all of us be safe, healthy and happy!
Xoxo,
Richard
My address, once I arrive for the first 9 weeks will be as follows:

Richard Ross PCT
Corps de la Paix
B.P. 229
Thies, Senegal
West Africa
Letters to Senegal are 98 cents. Flat rate int'l boxes start at $37.And be sure to send airmail and write "PAR AVION" and "AIRMAIL" on all letters, otherwise they will be sent via sea and can take years to arrive.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Pat Pong and Ping Pong: A night in Bangkok's Sex District




Before I arrived to Bangkok, I was not too familiar with Thai people, what they looked like, how they sounded; I wasn’t sure I had ever met a Thai person. What I did know was that in fifth grade, my aunt had brought back a Hard Rock Café: Bangkok shirt for me. That whole school year, wearing the shirt once or twice a week, the bourgeoning potty-mouths were beside themselves. Those two syllables within Bangkok, so blunt and vulgar, immediately decided the choice words for the class.



Because of that Hard Rock t-shirt, and the dirtiness it once represented, the city had always stood for sex. I continued to associate this, and to no surprise, on every corner, the real Bangkok justified all of its phonetic filthiness. Especially, in one district—not too far from the city’s center. Pat Pong Market, as it was referred to, held a reputation from the onset that was notorious, a must-see for anyone passing through Thailand. I, for one, did not need too much persuasion to board the sex safari. Nor much time. That same night, with the wildebeest and his buzz-cut friend, we went.



They meowed and hissed. When my back was turned, I could feel the weight of their gaze. I would remember what I just sidestepped; a Thai girl, thinly-clad, wigwagging her backside, curling her index fingers inward, ushering me into her workspace, as if I was already late. There we many like her, all of whom, overflowed into the streets, rerouting the pedestrian traffic into one of the numerous Go Go bars. Once inside, the girls paraded around poles and cocktail tables, they purred on laps, they asked what my name was. In the center, others clustered onto a podium. Many were pretty, I reckoned, but each wore a numbered dog tag, dangling just below their small breasts. As they rotated, the respective numbers increased-- noticeable gaps suggested some were already at work. I was at once reminded of an Auschwitz wake-up drill and a beauty pageant.



It was simple. Once eyes had been met, they required one or two drinks—some jesting, a little lollygagging to follow. I saw no official transactions as in the red-light district of Amsterdam. No set prices. No up-front payments. The process here, it seemed, was modeled upon the casual negotiations of a yard-sale and entailed no more than permission from the manager. It was clear, if I wanted to take them out for dinner, I would have a girl-friend for the night. If I provided breakfast, I’d have them until lunch. So on and so forth.



I sat on the periphery, athwart a British girl, who was also balancing curiosity with caution. She had a disarming presence— granted probably by her rare distinctiveness in the gooey orgy of Asian women. At first glance, the shadowiness of the surrounding sin caused her to be aglow with cultivated beauty—like that of a virgin. Not long, when we agreed to step outside together, only a few feet from the sleaze, many of my early impressions of her were in fact, overstated. But I was appreciative to have her by my side, for she effectively, unflinchingly, warded off the whores who waited in ambush.



To anyone who’s been to Thailand, the real horror of Pat Pong Market is nearly the prostitution. There is, in truth, something at play which is far more outrageous; far more despicable and modestly spoken, spellbinding, for all orientations. I had never witnessed something so unbelievable, not in the most daring acts of pornography, nor in any display, X-rated or not, of human behavior in my entire life. The Ping Pong Show breathed life into a fetish seldom imagined, I would trust, but once the performance is seen and synthesized, the female body and (any) inanimate object(s) will share a relationship.



Marian, my interim lover and I took our seats moments before the curtains opened. We discovered Super Pussy minutes before by the jamboree of Finish boys thronged outside. All of us were horded upstairs by the leather laced doorwomen, cracking with bullwhip certainty we would receive a free drink upon entry. We received our whiskeys, and joined the other members of the audience, gazing inquiringly at the randomness of things scattered across the front half of the stage. In between the unclothed cocktail waitresses that passed, there appeared wooden paddles, soda bottles, a small fish tank without any fish, non-erasable markers and white paper. Good heavens, I thought.



When the music dulled and the rickety mechanics of the curtain squeaked, two women emerged. Both were gaunt, one was more demonstrative, seemingly more mirthful in the spotlight; the other was deadpan but sneaky, she seemed as if she was hiding something. The music resurfaced. The girl, who had seemed demonstrative, now shuddered as if she was irked by a sensation of twitchiness. She shuffled to the side, very close to me. Awaiting her turn for I did not know what, her growing impatience and her nudity made me uncomfortable.



Taking center stage was the other one. For the few seconds before, her whole temperament seemed strained, burdened by something unnatural. Even below the pelvis, however, she had no disfigurement save for the single red thong that scantily covered the slit of her fleshy vagina. When she scrunched into a squat, she stretched one arm behind for balance and used her other hand to pinch the thong to the side. She appeared now to be in a state of constipation, and when it intensified, a thump burped between her legs. A ping pong ball no sooner, ricocheted against the far wall. My heart galloped.



Now I knew all along she had been hiding something. To be precise, more than just something, but several things. Moist ping balls continued to be released, deflecting at random, bouncing off walls and confused people. I was handed one of the wooden paddles, encouraged to participate. Squatting, she served, and I returned. Back and forth we went. The crowd cheered, and the instances I missed, they booed. The whole experience was unique. Everyone was having fun.
Sidestepping to the center, the showgirl who had stood watch during her partner’s act was now excited for different reasons. What was once mirth, anxiety had replaced. When the right attention was granted, she wasted no time. Hovering over the fish bowl, with the interiors of her ankles pressed up against the glass, she gave the audience an unerring suggestion of what she had in store, or rather, storage.



The gold fish, the size of an unlit match, was released into the water alive. I had not known when the fish entered her exactly; had it been trapped up there since the show had begun? The restlessness I remember, suggested yes, and that was to be five minutes at least. Five minutes or five seconds, I’m certain this girl had experienced the most acute sensation of ticklishness available; granted from a biological standpoint, I cannot empathize, but I trust, seeing the openmouthed girls in attendance, there was reason to be impressed.



As the show continued, other girls appeared, with pale complexions and unbelievable objectives. One started pulling feet of multi-stranded ribbon from her midsection—I could not help be reminded of African Guinea Worm. Another girl absorbed Coke-A Cola and sprayed it into the crowd. Towards the end, a cute little go-getter came out with a box of markers. She chose the color red to be clamped inside her. Above a sheet of paper, she crouched low and planted her feet, as if to leap frog. However, instead of launching, she remained in place, thrusting her weight in a series of fine strokes. The final product was not legible until she raised it. With the same sloppiness and self-fulfillment of a kindergarten student, she had correctly spelt her name.
My participation early on drew one of the performers to my side. Seeing that I had my eyes glued to the stage, she refocused her attention there as well. “This is easy,” she spoke loudly while pawing my shoulder, “I can do this.” She was not intimidated by my female companion. Like her, the many other prostitutes I observed proceeded with a nasty disregard to all girl-friends and wives. Non-hookers were just laywomen, to be treated with insolence and inferiority.



Brushing Marian aside like a dog begging at the dinner table, she announced, “I do boom boom too.” Her overtures continued until she deemed me good-for-nothing, and went on to the few men left.



Some audience members lost patience with the show and left midway through. It almost seemed as some men came here to be stimulated, and when they were made aghast, they left. That the concept of a girl transforming her vaginal cavity as manipulative instrument perhaps had a carnal appeal at first, but in practice, was no more erotic than a gymnast holding a split, or a break-dancer extending a headstand. Yes, the women were naked. And in their appearance, they represented a foreign pulchritude to be desired, but my brain was in no mood to lust. It was instead hampered with jolting astonishment.



The absurdity of the show certainly had its own worth, but this absurdity was not achieved through its raw sexual explicitness. When it was all said and done, it was not the conventional strip show to sit sheepishly and hide my erection, I was witnessing; I had come, somewhat accidentally, to celebrate human accomplishment.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Colorblind

There is the Sun and the Moon, and between, is the World, Blue and Rotund, and the rest, we unfairly color Green.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

My First Swedish Midsummer







Having spent the greater chunk of the year in the scruffy 3rd world, understanding that soon, I would spend the next two years in the sweltering straits of Africa, I knew at no delay, I needed a first world vacation. At the very least, I needed to cleanse my lungs in the freshest air of prosperity I could. Scrolling Kayak.com, ogling my options, Sweden, with the soft, ethereal touch of an angel, pulled me towards her. When I looked down, and to my wonderment, my fingers were no longer typing, but stroking, stroking silky strands of blond hair, I had no choice but to purchase.

Spending a few nights in Stockholm, I dipped south, spending the weekend in Copenhagen. From Copenhagen, I spent two nights in Malmo, a city on the Swedish-Danish Border. Thanks to a few friends I made in Paris, while studying at the Sorbonne, I was invited to stay at their place in Gotemburg. During that time, I had the opportunity to experience the apotheosis of Swedish culture.

The friday that falls the closest to the summer solstice is a much anticipated day if you're from Sweden. It is called Midsummer, a long standing tradition for Swedes to come together, usually in a country home or coastal cottage. Once you reach adolescense, the celebration is usually spent among friends, precisely balancing the male/female ratio. Suiting up with felicitous dress, the Swedes spend the afternoon hours with a glass in hand, mingling, each looking more exquisite than the next. As the hours grow later, evening is no where to be found. Darkness is no match to the stubborn Northern sun, and so, daylight continues on, far beyond the conventional concept, shaking your internal time-clock into a tizzy.

In my particular run-in with Midsummer around 8pm, after a few bizarre games, the men lit the grill. Together, in a similar fashion, we tossed on juicy slabs of unidentifiable meat. Losing sight of my particular contribution, I forked up two pieces, and took them upstairs to the decorative dinner table. When everyone took his or her seat, members of the party stood up and declared a toast. After the speaker finished, and the shrieks of laughter disipated, the table engaged in a round of Snapps shots--the custumary alcohol of Midsummer. The Swedes were very respectful, and compromised their mother tongue for english to include us into conversation. At one point, I stood up, toasting and raising a glass to Sweden as the "most competitive experiment in perfection the world has to offer." The bibulous cheer grew into louder explosions of joy, and soon merrymaking flared across the dancefloor. Frenziedly, the next few hours were dedicated to the music, keeping balance and Limbo. Towards midnight, bodies started to drop, a few in plain sight, others drifted off in pairs. By 1am, all floors of the house were like mini WWII battlefields of sprawling Europeans. The sun, at one point, touched down on the horizon, but quickly bounced up, even higher than before. Light then poured through the windows, revealing how absurdly positioned everyone was. As one of the first to be up, tiptoeing between broken glass, splashes of vomit and snoring lovers, I arrived at the window facing over the water. Gazing into a vast, billowing sea dividing Denmark, I was drawn to a gentle commotion below. Johnny, my old childhood counterpart was shirtless and smiling, upright on the sun-rinsed deck, tipping back a bottle of beer.

To see photos of the celebration, click the link below
6/09http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2158543&id=7402694&l=64ffa0f8fb

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Facebook Photo Albums

The Himalayas 9/08
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2119640&id=7402694&l=35fbaed1b2

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2119640&id=7402694&l=35fbaed1b2

Swedish Midsummer 6/09
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2158543&id=7402694&l=64ffa0f8fb

The Full Moon Party: South Thailand 3/09
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2152495&id=7402694&l=13e7703965

Varanasi, India 4/09
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2145709&id=7402694&l=440387e254
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Vietnam 3/09
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2142442&id=7402694&l=f754b84516

Cambodia 3/09
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2140793&id=7402694&l=1dc4e401f0
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2140799&id=7402694&l=69cbbcf1d1

Krabi, Thailand 3/09
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2143255&id=7402694&l=173bc0617d

Goa, India 1/09
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2132678&id=7402694&l=565081f0df

Sri Lanka 12/08
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New Delhi 9/08-12/08
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A sneakpeek of Chapter 1 of my South-East Asian Travels

When the taxi pulled up to Khaosan Road a little before noon, I immediately checked in to a hotel, broke free from my clunky backpack and fell backwards, waking up to a dark sky on a stiff mattress. I walked outside, secured a seat at the first outdoor café and ordered a cup of coffee and one Thai beer. I was impressed with the coffee and curious how another beer would taste. While the waitress brought over another beer, I noticed five bright-colored Barak Obama T-shirts undulating in the soft breeze, two of which, were obscured by another idle traveler. When I aimed my camera in his direction, he scooted to the side.

“Not that you’re not terrifically handsome” I said. Those were my first words to come out of my mouth that were not directly related to a formal transaction since I left India. While the waitress returned with the beer, he prepared to respond, to which he finally did, with an invitation to join him. With alacrity, I rearranged my chair and offered my company. He had a voluble tongue about his recent trip to Cambodia, his ten years spent in England and his long overdue return home, to Australia with his fiancé. He was adamant we drank more before we ate, ‘eating was cheating’ he enjoyed repeating. His fiancé, Beth, joined us, and urged us to revisit the topic of Cambodia. Etching on a napkin, the couple devised a ten-step manual how to reach the Cambodian border entirely hassle free. The detailed instructions were precise: how to detect a con-artist, a tourist trap, and what phrases to assert at the border. I inscribed the steps into the front cover of my Paul Theroux novel, Dark Star Safari. I felt I was being led on a treasure hunt and I liked that, so I insisted Cambodia would be next. James and Beth were satisfied and we continued on, our moods proving more expansive by each beer.

The road now was swirling with travelers. James and Beth saw it wise to resign for the night, leaving me with a sufficient buzz and a flappy mouth. I moseyed on across the street, taking a seat by two pretty women. They were rattling off in Spanish, but their table joined with a larger party, all of whom had the earmarks of an American with the exception of one man. At first, the associations of all those seated were unknowable. The one Indian man with the three Americans acknowledged my curiosity despite the sonorous Spanish that divided us. He lofted several platitudes over the banter until I pulled closer. Causing an interruption, I projected my introduction so all could hear, including the gabby Spaniards. All eyes were on me as I delivered my story: though I could go no further once I broached New Delhi—the Indian man asking me where exactly. And of course, the right response was Golf Links, his childhood home, also the same neighborhood my sister lives and I had stayed. The happenstance filled him with tremendous garrulity that he, with the support of the table, revealed the peculiar circumstances of why he and they were together.

In addition to Golf Links, the man from India and I shared one more thing in common. At that table, we had both met his daughter—for the first time. 20 years had passed since his American girl friend had urged him to run along, to pursue his dream to be a hot-air balloon captain, and to be anything but a father in their daughter’s life. So he did, his daughter and he eerily explained. He never bemoaned about his abandonment, nor paid much attention to it. He seemed a product of his profession, someone who had unhitched early in order to float through life. The illegitimate Katie, a senior at the University of California Irvine, located her errant father on Facebook a few months before. She notified him that she was a student abroad in Bangkok—if he ever passed through, they should meet for a meal.

And here they were, she sat before him, I sat beside, their first conversation. Both so stoical, devoid of grudge or melodrama, they spoke as perfect strangers. I was disbelieving of the arrangement, certain they were merely exploiting my ignorance. Still, to my amazement, the details of the affair poured in without inconsistency. I appreciated the story. It was a pleasant vacation from the blame-games and bitterness of a broken home.

Passing midnight, the yawns were too difficult to hide. The Spaniards retired to their cigarettes, father and daughter made plans to spend the next day together, and I stood up, as to bow, and wished everyone a good night. Entering the street, I was nearly washed up by the flowing current of interesting people, but I resisted, crossing over to my squalid hotel. Entering my room, leaving the light off, I undressed in the glow of a city still awake.

The Indian Chronicles V







Greetings,
As I promised in our last encounter, each Chronicle lags somewhere in the distant past. I know we are already past Valentine's Day, and I'm sure half of your have already made plans for next Christmas, but let me bring you up to date as much as I can, beginning the last few days of 2008 and taking you up to the now--where I am just hours away of leaving India, behind. Where am I off to in just a few hours? Many places! But if you want to know exactly, you must read--the answers lie somewhere in the text!
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My holiday travel began on the island-nation of Sri Lanka. I followed eight others, some family, some who’re friends of the family. Arriving in the capital city, Colombo, 4 hours from taking off on a frost-glazed runway, I had for the first time in my life, left India behind. Sri Lanka had been under the British Empire, as both a proud colony of the British East India Company and a strategic port for harboring naval fleets. Around the time India made its getaway, so didn’t Sri Lanka, achieving independence in 1948. No more than 20 miles off the southern coast of Chennai, Sri Lanka literally operates in India’s shadow but in spite of all the similarities, the 20 million Sri Lankans have their own way of life, not to mention, their own problems. The recent history is one of civil war, concentrated for the most part in the Northern region of the country, it’s a perennial struggle of occupation between the Sri Lankan government and the cause of the Tamil minority, preserved for better or for worse, by the Tamil Tigers, a tightly- banded and tactical terrorist organization. Colombo, in response, is strangled with checkpoints, trying its absolute hardest to separate the murder of the north with the sunbathing of the south. I did not stay long, just enough to see the hatching modernity, cleanly streets, free-flowing traffic, and the pleasant lack of gut-wrenching poverty and pollution—all of which I had lost touch with in India. Amid this aging civil-war, there was surprising evidence of independent progression, as if Sri Lanka was India’s little sister, and for this reason, wanted to be nothing like her.
Four hours south of Colombo, we reached our final destination,. Bentota Beach. This seaside town, burdened by empty hotels, empty-chairs and empty taxis, seemingly had once sold its soul to tourism, but without any more tourists, the complexion of the locals, glum, a bit desperate, suggested that perhaps ‘we should not have.’ The unpeopled landscape, however, provided every bit of reason why, once upon a time, Bentota was a cluttered destination for Germans and Russian Tourists. It was in fact, a splendid looking place—a rich juxtaposition of lush vegetation, velvety sand and pounding surf. Our bed & breakfast, snuggled somewhere in between, was an atmospheric delight. An architectural vision put forth by a rich, voguish English woman, who one winter, collected her severance package and headed to the Sri Lankan seaboard, where she met and married a local fisherman. Together, with her money, and his land, they constructed a five-bedroom villa.
Along the deserted beach, the local men would emerge from the shadowy bush as swarthy, scantily-clad sculptures. For many, their dark straight hair had not been disturbed in years, nor had their lifestyles—from what I could conclude, they had never been apart from the beach; like the breaking waves they surfed, they had no other direction but towards the shore.
I set out early, each morning, walking bare-foot on the warming asphalt that separated a swampy forest. The walk was memorable. As the red sun climbed to its late-morning post, the overhanging mangrove branches reflected pockets of shade, to which I hop-scotched to and fro, occasionally startling a prostrating cow. Once I stepped off the road, onto the sandy path, my friends were always waiting, lounging in between the sling-shot V of a tree, ostensibly where they had slept the night before. We engaged in many activities together; the ones requiring less vocal communication were more successful. We would toss my Frisbee—an activity that on their end proved as challenging as when I attempted to surf. At night, they would invite me to their “parties”—usually at the request I pitch in for alcohol, which I learned after the first night, meant to purchase all of it. This was not asking too much, they had been friendly, they were poor—a little bibulous cheer was the least I could give this Christmas.
My first invitation, occurring Christmas eve, was to be accepted quickly, in between the celebration feast of those that I traveled with. Christmas Eve was an evening that every year hitherto, constituted certain tradition, the faces of certain loved-ones and the evocation of certain emotions. But when the sun sunk below the horizon my first Christmas away from home, I was contently homesick, sitting around a crackling bon-fire, passing around a bottle of “Irak,” a locally distilled spirit, made of crushed coconut, but tasting more of vinegar. Two of the beach boys were wearing Santa hats I’d provided, another banged a bongo drum, interspersing slurred lyrics of Bob Marley into the up-tempo sounds of "Sri Lankan reggae". In this far-distant land, I was reminded of the many summers in Annisquam, where we too, nestled up to a fire, atop soft sand, serenading each other with our motley renditions of Revolution and Buffalo Soldier.
Back at the guest house, the others (Did I mention, “Grammy”, i.e., the wonderful Deb Gardner had made the trip from Gloucester) had assembled my I-Pod speakers and were singing and dancing to music a bit more customary this time a year. Jingle Bells, Frosty the Snow Man and other classic carols revived all of our hazy holiday spirits, and as the bottles uncorked, and the song and dance grew more outrageous, I was at last, celebrating Christmas, rather than reminiscing about it.
After two more sunsets, I was off to the next civilization-by-the-sea. Reentering India, I had taken an early morning flight from Colombo to Goa. Everyone, however, advised I stay clear of it, stay in Sri Lanka, change my plans. The rampage of terror was sure to continue on, the terrorists were still hungry and the flesh was ripe in Goa. I, too, second-guessed my itinerary, but the hype of a New Years in Goa had infected my mind. I was too curious. Eventually, I in fact, found solace in my decision. If I were to exercise good judgment, I would not have been going to Goa in the first place.
Granted, I had not been before, and of course, Tourism is napping across the world, but the Goa I encountered was not groggy. Whether the numbers were lower than seasons in the past, those that made the trip this year wanted to be there. I had seen nothing like it. India, where the majority live hand-to-mouth, in Goa, it’s sand-between-toe. Once colonized by a pious Portugal, Goa could be India’s Catholic keepsake, but surrounded by ceaseless sin, every crucifix that remained seemed to be crooked.
Entering North Goa, I was transplanted into a restless state of being. The bumpity bump of Goan Trance trembled from all directions—but never one, in particular. That ancient promise of debauchery, why the Portuguese disembarked year after year still remained. As if heaven had been sold to the devil, the air and the ocean, seeming fresh and pure at first, was in fact contaminated.
Most would dismiss them as delusional, freeloading hippies, and I agree, such a reputation retains truth, but they were every bit convincing. They live honest lifestyles, not hiding nor downplaying that they were high. The hippies of Goa have no business gazing through the pedestrian and predictable lens of sobriety. Their philosophy instead suggests that the human mind is too vast, too multidimensional for it to waste away on its own—it needs further experiment, it needs more exploration. Let it be said then, although Goa’s 125-kilometer coastline may once have been discovered, it will forever continue to be explored. If you arrived to Goa this morning or 20 years ago, it does not make a difference. From 10pm on, with a water-bottle in hand, the trip for most has just begun.
Who were these people? They were Israeli and Iranian sensualists, forming mini peace agreements on the dance floor; Russian Mafiosos and their porcelain prostitutes. On the beach, there were the hairy, grotesque Indian men, straddling black Speedos—their docile wives trailing behind, bedecked head-to-toe in dark radiant garb, they perspired needlessly. These panting Indian women, sweating products of a chaste culture, were of course juxtaposed to the topless and inconsiderate Europeans. The retired English couples, who were supine, unclothed, did little but sunbathe and squawk. The shriveling French women, as well, were unpleasantly peacockish, spending their days face-down in the buff, naively in the way of those that needed to get by. And the Americans you ask? Well for better or for worst, there weren’t any.
Off to the side, the local Goan women pose as the God-sent beauty of South-East Asia—the Indian, so supernatural in her appearance, the drudgery in which she labors sneaks away and only her face shines. It’s a fresh concept for the American-construct: the pretty living meagerly—but throughout India, the beggar, the weary, the filthy—they behold the eye. For the rich, silk-stocking type, they’re but gluttons—a mid-Elizabethan mindset somehow still resonates here; where pale skin and a pot belly dyes the blue in one’s blood.
The hawkers and peddlers in Goa were of another breed—some playfully frisky, others borderline pestiferous. At times, I was waist deep in the water, seconds from absolute submersion, and a young girl, with her right arm supporting 50 beaded necklaces, trying not to drown, would gurgle, “sir, necklace, very good price.” Or the many inert taxi drivers, as I zipped by them on my rented scooter, would not ask, but insist earnestly that I, already in locomotion, needed their service.
It was almost lunch time, of 2009, when my New Year’s celebration made any hints at last-call. A night-club, so magnificently located, the dance-floor was the beach: the ocean, the restroom. The energy was riveting. It was remarkably not about sex and seduction, my New Years, and everybody else’s, was about movement and space—synergy and sensation. After the 1st, growing more exhausted and emaciated by the day, I had to leave. I packed my bags, kissed my chemical romance goodbye and boarded a bus to Mumbai.
When witnessing one of the largest cities in the world for the first time, you are always on the edge of your seat, but in the case of Mumbai, formerly known as Bombay, you’re perched on the outer edge of a moving train, latching on for dear life. From the inside looking out, Mumbai seems to be the most talked about city this year for Americans. Between the international media’s unabated coverage of November’s terrorist attacks and the buzzing success of Slum-Dog Millionaire, I’m sure you all have your own impressions—perhaps some more horrific than others. To me, however, Mumbai was the Indian fantasy. All that I had seen in India up until then, was inconceivably aggrandized—for instance, in Delhi, where four may be saddled to a motor scooter, in Mumbai, there are six. Mumbai, as well as India’s business hub, serves as Bollywood’s center stage—and a little like New York and a tad like LA—Indians are more caught up with self-image, self-expression and self-identity. Fighting for recognition in a pageant of 12 million, many Mumbaites are India’s most unique. They’re goaded by money, driven by success —it is for many, the land of opportunity in a country that offers little. Mumbai, encouragingly, also proceeds with the blindest eye to caste and religion in all of India.
I am illustrating images that may not justify the grazing slums, the day-to-day struggle of those who pick trash and sleep on cement each night, or the many families who lost their loved-ones in one of the greatest surprise triumphs in terrorism, but Mumbai, it seemed, did not indulge itself in sympathy. To slow down and observe, to soften the heart and appreciate the horror, will only lead to an inconvenient fender-bender. Mumbai is an urban culture shaped by the nouveau-riche, and thus, individuals are always swimming upstream. Mumbai’s treasure for most may be just on the other side of the run-way. For others, it’s that next casting-call, striking one more wicket, the nightshift at an emerging call-center or more recently, the chance to go on Want to be a Millionaire. Wherever it is, no one wants to lose momentum, so no one looks back.
No highlight of Mumbai could of course outshine the reunion with my mother Amy and her boyfriend Richard. This time, although traveling a little farther than usual, they had not abandoned the life of luxury. Where ever they turned in India, the feather pillows were fluffed, the masseuses were knocking, and the morning buffets were “please sir, right this way.”
In their first day or two here, retarded by jetlag and stomach-gurgling, they were not exactly sure what to expect. In the next two and ½ weeks, however, from the South to the North, they delicately scraped off all of India’s delights—the food, the shopping and the sunlight—and by the time they reached us in Delhi, their final destination of the trip, they were rhapsodic about the place. As if India had been once a googly-eyed monster, but as they grew more acquainted, sipped his tea, he was in fact, a friendly creature. They are not alone in this respect. For so many who travel to India, it seems, what was strange when you arrived is special when you leave.
Once we split in Mumbai, I was butted by a hankering to return to Goa, which, in the darkness of night, I did. I won’t continue to blather about another week of sun-basking and merry-making but I will say, in my spontaneous return, I did feel just how thin the line is, between just arriving for another week and remaining there for a lifetime. I told everyone I would visit again soon, but between you and me, I dare not go back—ever.
Through and through, the experiences have been great—and less misfortunate than the saga in Chennai. Once I resettled in Delhi, where I have been the last month, I took a paid-assignment for the International Center for Research on Women (ICRW), helping with the writing, editing and publishing process of a report, assessing various micro-credit programs in India and their impact on women’s empowerment. The experience, to work at a very respectable Indian research-center as the only non-Indian, was fruitful and rewarding.
In about four hours, I fly to Bangkok, trading my expatriate badge of India in for a grimy tourist-visa—to again trespass aimlessly in someone else’s country. As I’ve stated, my plans upon arriving, are frighteningly unstructured. As I’ve stated before, I would like to make my way South, following what Lonely Planet refers to as the ‘Beach Cure’ passing through South Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, and on into Indonesia, hopping between Bali and a few other sun-drenched islands—ending in the untold mystery of Jakarta.
I do know however, my time is not as boundless as it once was. My recent acceptance into the Peace Corps somewhere in West Africa, with a departure date in August (pending I am not carrying too many latent viruses) will rush me around the US, making my rounds and wishing everyone, once again, a farewell—though this one—to be much longer.
I can’t wait to see all of you. If I had to guess, I’ll be back in the refurbished United States by mid-April. But of course, an on-the-fly Chronicle of South-East Asia should precede my physical homecoming.
Happy President's Day!
Richard